{"id":789,"date":"2009-04-23T19:57:46","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T18:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/?p=789"},"modified":"2009-04-23T19:57:46","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T18:57:46","slug":"wenn-ich-polizist-ware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/?p=789","title":{"rendered":"Wenn ich Polizist w\u00e4re&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; und ein Blitzger\u00e4t h\u00e4tte, dann w\u00fcrde ich folgendes machen:<\/p>\n<p>Ich w\u00fcrde mich auf der A3 von Oberhausen nach Arnheim 500 m vor der Ausfahrt Wesel (und dem Beginn der Baustelle) hinstellen und einfach jeden blitzen, der auf dem Seitenstreifen den Stau umf\u00e4hrt. Das w\u00e4re ne echte Gelddruckmaschine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; und ein Blitzger\u00e4t h\u00e4tte, dann w\u00fcrde ich folgendes machen: Ich w\u00fcrde mich auf der A3 von Oberhausen nach Arnheim 500 m vor der Ausfahrt Wesel (und dem Beginn der Baustelle) hinstellen und einfach jeden blitzen, der auf dem Seitenstreifen den Stau umf\u00e4hrt. Das w\u00e4re ne echte Gelddruckmaschine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-niederrhein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}