{"id":504,"date":"2007-07-03T19:09:25","date_gmt":"2007-07-03T17:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/?p=504"},"modified":"2007-07-03T19:11:03","modified_gmt":"2007-07-03T17:11:03","slug":"teenage-mutant-tobi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"Teenage Mutant Tobi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heute war ich im Real und habe mir mal wieder ne DVD gekauft (ich werd sie zwar aus Zeitmangel nicht anschauen k\u00f6nnen, aber egal).<\/p>\n<p>An der Kasse betrachtete die Kassiererin die DVD lange und schaute dann zu mir. Ich sagte: &#8222;Die kostet 7,99 \u20ac &#8211; das steht zumindest dran&#8230;&#8220;. Darauf meinte sie: &#8222;Ne&#8230; ich wollte mich nur vergewissern, <strong>dass Sie die auch kaufen d\u00fcrfen<\/strong>.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Ich habe sofort angefangen laut zu lachen: Die DVD war ab 16.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heute war ich im Real und habe mir mal wieder ne DVD gekauft (ich werd sie zwar aus Zeitmangel nicht anschauen k\u00f6nnen, aber egal). An der Kasse betrachtete die Kassiererin die DVD lange und schaute dann zu mir. Ich sagte: &#8222;Die kostet 7,99 \u20ac &#8211; das steht zumindest dran&#8230;&#8220;. Darauf meinte sie: &#8222;Ne&#8230; ich wollte <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/?p=504\">weiterlesen&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-lustiges"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theglade.com\/toleblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}